Wow. What a rowdy weekend. Cant believe its FINALLY officially Halloween. Enjoy
I can do this. One. More. Day…
Miami is underwater right now. Be extra cautious if youre driving home.
I have 0% desire to even get dressed. Im going to Purdy Lounge in my boxers. Holler.
Many asses were grabbed last night. I will not repent, for I have found a greater purpose in life. Thank you Halloween Jesus.
Halloween is a good time to remember all of the black people that died in horror movies as practice for the serial killer.
*First dude to die in Jurassic Park was a black guy
**Shoutout to the Candyman.
Who wants to make/give me an awesome costume? You can put that you styled Rok The Spot on your resume. That will get you very far in life! Thanks in advance.