March 2010
so, i dress like a "weed dealer"?
yeah some girl last night told me i was dressed like a “weed dealer”. who the fuck talks like that anyway? i guess i’ll accept it as an awkward compliment. im dope boy fresh. its better than saying i was dressed like a weed smoker? but I think its a signal to upgrade my wardrobe. i aspire to dress like im a “kilo’s of coke dealer”. or maybe even “weapons dealer” status. not like, “i need a gun to hold up the gas station” dealer. im talking about “if you needed a tank right now, im your man” status.
fuck it all.
“wear what you dig”
- boogie nights.
“Footloose is a better vampire movie than Twilight. And it’s not even a vampire movie.”
—Judah Friedlander (via unicornology)
Emails From an Asshole →
dontevenreply.com
This guy is so funny. Basically he responds to classified ads… on sites like Craigslist. His goal is to piss them off and mess with them, and he’s very good at doing it. The post that I laughed the most at while reading (so far), was the one about disguised weapons.
I love this site. I’ve had it bookmarked for a month, because I enjoy reading through the emails of his next victim to his responses.
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